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Housekeeping Made Simple

People are always saying to me, “Your house feels so lived in.” You know why that is?  We live here. We don’t have a separate breakfast parlor for company, or a media and game room in the basement for the teens to congregate. We have basically one living area in which we all share. All 5 of us. You might think that this means that our little space is neat and tidy, but you’d be wrong. It is a magnet for everyone’s everything. So here are a few tips that have helped us maintain that “lived in” look without crossing the line into Hoarders.

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Carpet

Get rid of carpet. If you must have carpet, limit it to small area rugs or mats. Anywhere you can have hardwood floors, tile, or linoleum the better. Outside of the occasional spot cleaning, you can go a very long time without cleaning these floors. Hair, lint, dust, even dried leaves and dirt will be blown across these surfaces and collect at the edge of the room and even more specifically, corners. Grabbing a few of these dust bunnies occasionally, can give you home a lovely fresh look with almost no effort. I use my vacuum cleaner so infrequently; I would need to think about how to turn it on.

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There is no reason to do a chore that your spawn is capable of doing. The earlier you train them up the better for everyone. They are learning important life skills. Who cares how sloppy they put away their clothes, you didn’t have to do it. Laundry, dishes, scrubbing toilets, whatever. I’m not saying they need to work like little Orphan Annie, but they can be responsible for themselves and contribute to the family. They should be doing all their own laundry, cleaning their room, clearing their place, putting away their things, and doing one or more chores that contribute to family life. What that means in a practical sense? I don’t wash dishes anymore. I do all the grocery shopping and cooking, along with the vast majority of cleaning, so unless they would prefer to do the grocery shopping and cooking every night, they can do the dishes. Oh, kiddo, you missed a spot.

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Multi-task

There are only so many hours in a day. I barely have enough time to get the most crucial things done, like feeding all the humans I am responsible for. So, I scrub the bathtub while I’m in it taking a shower. This gives the conditioner a little longer to work while I wipe crud from tiles. This is a quick spot clean process done without the benefit of corrective lenses. It’s not going to be pretty, but it’s going to be better then it was yesterday. Occasionally, I wipe down the microwave after I pull out that cup of tea I made and forgot and had to reheat now for the third time. Also, I listen to audio books on my phone while I grocery shop.

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Don’t Do It

There are certain chores that are just not that important and, bonus, not doing those chores makes your life easier. Take linens for instance. Sure, it’s nice to climb into a bed made with crisp new sheets, but not only does it take time to change those sheets, but it takes time to wash those sheets, dry those sheets, fold those sheets, and put away those sheets. So don’t.  Put those kind of chores off as long as possible. Win-win.

It won’t look like a Better Homes and Garden Magazine spread, but whatever, I’ve got better things to do.

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A Night Owl’s Guide to the Day Job: 7 Tips

Nothing should ever begin before the clock reads 8 am. This should go without saying, but is seems this world is populated by less spiritual people who do not appreciated God’s glorious creation of sleep. Genesis 1 tells us that in the perfect order of things, “There was evening and there was morning the first day.” Evidently, even God didn’t want to start the day off with a morning. I have no idea why these morning people want to mess with the natural order of creation, but as long as we live in this fallen world, we must learn to be in but not of this world. So here are a few tips to help you survive getting up for your day job.

Showers

The only thing worse than getting up on a dark, cold winter morning, is getting up and getting in a shower that will alter my body temperature half a dozen times before I have fully comprehended where my own feet are. I cannot handle it. Shower at night. And by night, I mean after work. I have been known to come home from my job at 4:00 and already be showered by 4:30. If I can shower while dinner is cooking, I do. Earlier showers mean plenty of time for your hair to dry naturally and avoid all that wasted time with the blowdryer. Win-Win.

Clothes

Plan your wardrobe. After your shower, pull out your outfit for tomorrow. I am a huge fan of skirts and leggings. Match a pair. Put your leggings on now. Add a comfy shirt and an oversized sweatshirt and life is good, even if you still need to drive your kids around to scouts or a fancy dinner parties at the country club. You are already halfway dressed for tomorrow morning, and you haven’t even eaten dinner. BAM!

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Husband: Are you in your pajamas already?  Me: Um, no! This is a collared, button down shirt.

Food

I am an equally big fan of food as I am of sleeping in. “Skipping meals” is a concept I assume was invented by the same people that schedule meetings for 7:30 in the morning. I want my breakfast, but I can’t deal with pondering my options that early in the morning. While you are cleaning up dinner, pack your lunch. Use leftovers whenever possible. And when you’re done, pack your breakfast. You are fully functional and conscious now, so use this to your advantage. It also has the bonus advantage of allowing you to snatch up the last chocolate chip muffin for your breakfast to eat in the car tomorrow. Sorry kids, you snooze, you lose.

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Alarms

Setting the proper series of alarms is crucial in the actually waking up process. The appropriate timing of these must be backtracked from the necessary leave time and the number of snoozes needed to move from sleep to semi-conscious. Give your alarms funny names that you are never going to read because your eyes aren’t open. Mine include: “Time to make the doughnuts”, “Open your eyes” (for the ironic factor), and “Big Girl Pants Time.”

Warning: Some people will try to shame you into one single alarm with false logic about how you’d get up quickly if there was a fire alarm. This is categorically false, proven by several vacation incidents and an entire year in college during which drunken students, who seemingly had made a pact with the devil, set off alarms at 2 am every single Wednesday morning. I might get out of bed, but I will wander around in dazed confusion unable to find the exit without assistance. Even if it were true, adrenaline is responsible for such actions. If an ax murderer was coming after me I would run, but that doesn’t mean I should run absent of that kind of motivation.

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The 20 Minute Rule

I once read a devotional that said I should always spend the first 20 minutes of my day with God. I tried it. It turns out that I don’t like anyone, including God, during the first 20 minutes of my day. I have since matured in my faith and now give Jesus some prime real estate. He gets some time post dinner, and Bible study is a whole lot less hostile now. So who gets the first 20 minutes of the day? Facebook. Judge all you want, but as I am trying to will my eyelids open, I scroll through my FB feed. All the research about cell phones keeping people awake at night does not seem to apply to helping people wake up, but spending those first few moments in my bed, delirious with exhaustion, in utter silence (minus the few moments I accidentally play a video when I fall asleep and turn the phone on its side) is just about all my brain can muster up while there is a 6 looking back at me from my clock. No one speaks to me; no one gets hurt. The system works, so leave well enough alone.

Getting ready

Sometime around the time that your 8th alarm has rung, and you’ve scrolled past the same kitten video 16 times, your bladder will give you the only true motivation to get out of bed. Congratulations! The worst part of your day is over; you’re up. If you can manage to not fall asleep again on the toilet, which I’ve heard has happened to some people, then you’re gold. You’re already half way dressed. Throw on your top and that “eat-as-much-as-you-want” wrap skirt and you’re practically done. Brush your teeth, brush your hair, apply deodorant, and grab your shoes. Don’t wear makeup. This new natural look requires zero minutes to apply and bonus, zero minutes to wash off. I just saved you time this afternoon. You’re welcome.

Routine

Falling into rote patterns allows muscle memory and your subconscious brain to do the work that a conscious brain would override if you had a conscious brain at 6-something in the morning. Efficiency in these routines is the key to staying in bed longer. Start brewing your piping hot, caffeinated beverage and then put on your shoes. Do everything in the same order so you don’t forget your lunch or shoes. Yes, it can happen. Don’t break this routine. If you absolutely must do something out of the ordinary in the morning, set a reminder on your phone. I have set alarms that said, “Don’t forget the kids!”

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Sometimes I forget the details, like putting tea in the tea ball.

Total time from feet on the floor to bottom in the car, 16.5 – 17.5 minutes depending on level of delirium.

Warning: Not taking adequate time to work through these steps might lead to unfortunate driving issues such as mistaking the tachometer for the speedometer, or driving past your exit. Do not operate motor vehicles or heavy machinery until legitimately conscious. 

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The Polygamist’s Daughter By Anna LeBaron: A Book Review

 

Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome.                                           –Birdee Pruitt from Hope Floats

I had a great childhood. It wasn’t Beaver Cleaver, but it was idyllic in the crazy, eccentric, lower middle class, country hick sort of way. I think back on family camping trips and Christmas cookie making with a homesick nostalgia that sometimes aches even now in my mid forties.

Anna Lebaron’s childhood, going on at roughly the same time but on the other side of the country, was nothing like mine. Quite frankly, there aren’t very many people in the world who could say they had a similar childhood. I can’t say no one, because as she begins her memoir, “At age nine, I had 49 siblings.” Anna was not alone in this world, but her childhood was far from safe and secure. Growing up the daughter of notorious polygamist Ervil LeBaron, she lived a life that was marked by regularly moving to avoid the authorities, often leaving behind her few possessions, and being reared by various family members that rarely included her own parents. In her memoir, Anna shares about going hungry, being forced to work long hours at family owned businesses, and even being promised in marriage as a young child to an adult member of the cult.

As I read The Polygamist’s Daughter, I found myself drawn into this world of violence and twisted faith that I could not comprehend. Through each move and struggle Anna experienced, I found myself in shock and disbelief. I kept stopping to look something up on the Internet in order to learn more about her father, the cult, or the events mentioned in the book, such as the 4:00 murders.

Anna’s gripping story is far more than a tale about a broken childhood. Anna’s story is a tale of courage and faith. She tells of her escape from the polygamist cult and her coming to a true faith in Jesus Christ. She shares about her journey of healing and the hope we can all find in Christ.

Those of us who have experienced tragedy or loss, whether from childhood wounds or in our adulthood, will appreciate the hope that Anna offers. My favorite line from her book is, “But sorrow always accompanied the joy, inseparable twins at every event.” Recovering from the pain that life can bring often means that we live in a place where the joys and sorrows of life often collide. Anna allows us to walk with her on her own healing journey, and we can all find hope along the way.

I truly enjoyed reading this memoir. I read it more quickly than a typical book as it was difficult to put down. While not the most polished of writing, and a couple of times the timeline seemed a little disjointed, the story read like a suspense novel. I was engaged and emotionally drawn into the story from the start. Anna skillfully shares her story and invites us into her healing journey. I recommend this book to anyone who love stories of faith and courage.

The Polygamist’s Daughter by Anna LeBaron releases March 21st and is available for pre-order at http://annalebaron.com, Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Tyndale.

I received an advanced reader’s copy for my honest review.

 

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Inclusion in the Church Age

The entire story of the Bible, for all nations and all people, heads toward an invitation to inclusion, not exclusion. – Sara Gaston Barton

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Separation

We don’t know how long it took for paradise to be ruined, but it happened with a single incident.  Between “It was very good” and “The Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden”, we find Adam and Eve eating from the only tree they were told to avoid. The intimate relationship that humanity had with God was broken. Separation occurred. The spoiled garden, filled with thorns, would ultimately spread its way across the globe. Our sin nature would come to taint every relationship and all things. Man and women, both created in the image of God, would now be mortal beings.

Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

For until the law sin was in the world: but sin is not imputed when there is no law.

Nevertheless death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned after the similitude of Adam’s transgression, who is the figure of him that was to come.

Romans 5:12-14

Exclusion

And so from Adam to Moses, humanity existed on the spoken promise of God that redemption would come. Moses would literally set in stone God’s plan for the forgiveness of sins. One man chosen from the nation of Israel, the Tribe of Levi, the Family of Aaron, would be given the opportunity to enter into the Holy of Holies on a single day of the year, and offer sacrifices on behalf of the entire nation. Forgiveness was available, but the nation would be dependent on a single man to act on their behalf. It was systemic exclusion established by God for a period of time.

 

The Lord said to Moses: “Tell your brother Aaron that he is not to come whenever he chooses into the Most Holy Place behind the curtain in front of the atonement cover on the ark, or else he will die.

Leviticus 16:2

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Redemption

The plan laid out by Moses was an incomplete foreshadowing of God’s perfect plan. Just as humanity experienced separation from God as the result of a single incident, so would God’s plan for redemption be fulfilled in one lavish act of love.  Christ would sacrifice himself in an act of total selfless obedience in order to break the bond of sin. What was broken in the Garden was made right on the cross. The second Adam restoring all that was lost by the first. Jesus would be the perfect high priest and the spotless sacrificial lamb. He would be the mediator between God and all people. (1 Tim. 2:5)

For as by a man came death, by a man has come also the resurrection of the dead.”  1 Corinthians 15:21

Inclusion

It was finished. The earth shook, and the curtain tore from top to bottom. The barrier that had kept the people out was no more. No longer would the people need to wait for that one day of the year to have their sins forgiven. It was finished, complete. No more would people need to go through a priest to speak with God. Everyone was welcome: Jew and Gentile, male and female, young and old. It is the very nature of God that all may come. This is the New Covenant, an age of inclusion which demonstrates the heart of God. It is a foreshadowing of still another age to come.

There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. – Galatians 3:28

The Church Age

Since the dawn of the church age, Christians have been breaking down the barriers that excluded people. Throughout scripture we see numerous examples of Godly women in leadership positions. Jesus stirred things up when he ate with tax collectors and sinners. He elevated the status of women and children. The early church continued living out Jesus’ teaching with the inclusion of Gentiles and female leaders. It seems that everywhere the church spread, the status of women would be elevated from their current situation. Unfortunately, our modern society is unlikely to use the word inclusion to describe today’s Christian church. While some of the criticism of the church is the result of a culture that stands morally opposed to the teachings of scripture, we should take some time to reflect on areas where that is not the case. Are our churches welcoming places for everyone, where everyone has the opportunity to grow and serve within the church community equally? Have we imposed restrictions on half the body of Christ in an attempt to meet the letter of the law but have missed the nature of God found within the larger story of redemption? It’s important to consider the impact of implementing unnecessary limitations on not only girls and women, but on boys and men. Are we displaying a false picture of the gospel to the world? How much greater could our impact on the world be if we fully engaged the entirety of the body of Christ?

It’s time for all of us to do better.

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IN READING A WOMAN CALLED: PIECING TOGETHER THE MINISTRY PUZZLE BY SARA GASTON BARTON, I WRESTLED THROUGH MY OWN QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ROLE OF WOMEN IN CHURCH LEADERSHIP. HER INSIGHTS, PARTICULARLY FOUND IN CHAPTER 5, “PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER”, WITH ITS ILLUSTRATION OF THE TEARING OF THE TEMPLE CURTAIN WAS A TURNING POINT FOR ME.  
SARA, THANK YOU FOR THE COURAGE TO NOT ONLY LIVE YOUR STORY, BUT TO SHARE IT WITH OTHERS.

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Further Reading:

A Woman Called: Piecing Together the Ministry Puzzle  Barton, Sara Gaston (2012) Leafwood Publishers

“Who’s Who Among Biblical Women Leaders” by Rachel Held Evans

“Christianity: The Best Thing That Ever Happened to Women” by Sue Bohlin

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My Journey to Feminism

Growing up it was instilled in me that I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. My dad did also inform me that men generally don’t like a woman that is more educated than they are, but that this shouldn’t impact my choices in life. My dad supported me in majoring in psychology and even in getting my masters in counseling despite his dislike for both fields. I recall my parents telling me that I wasn’t allowed to get, “a ring on my finger until I had a degree in my hand.” I figured that was no problem, I loved school and what better place to find a guy than college? I would kill too birds with on stone: find a husband and have a college degree that ideally I wouldn’t need, because I would get married right out of college and then have kids. I was becoming the opposite of a feminist. What I aspired to be was in fact a stay at home mom. I must not be a feminist. A feminist is a woman who wants a career, who is pro-abortion and who thinks the housewife is archaic. I took a women’s studies class in college and found myself quite in conflict with much of what the class promoted, reinforcing my feelings on the topic. It’s not like I was anti-women, I believe in equal pay for equal work (but is it really equal work?) and I believe a woman should be able to be anything she wants to be, but feminist I was definitely not.

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Then I had children. Now, becoming a parent impacts a great deal of things. I recall my son playing t-ball at five and the boys in the dugout making fun of him.  I actually wanted to jump in there and handle those little bullies myself. It was a mix of heartbreak and rage. During soccer season my husband was preparing to teach our son to punch another bully on the team and I found myself agreeing.  My son was 6. It was the last time he played a sport for many years. Actually none of our kids played sports because it was such a negative experience, but I digress. We live in a gender segregated society, which honestly is probably more damaging for men than woman. If a little girl plays with toy cars she is a tom boy and is generally left alone, but a little boy dressing up in princess outfits and playing with dolls is stopped. (We actually let it play out in our boys for that exact reason.)  We refer to our girls with nice soft words and our boys with rough a tumble kind of words.  We generally sign our girls up for dance and our boys up for karate. (certainly not exclusively)  Job ambitions are impacted by gender.  Interested in medicine? Boys are told to be doctors and girls nurses.

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So what has made me start to think of myself as a feminist?  Well, part of it was how frustrated I became at the little things. It was the helpless princess in every story. It was the unrealistically proportioned Barbie doll and dolls completly imodest clothing.  It was the pushing of those same sexually implied clothes on a 2 year old. But it was also me.  I found myself saying things to my daugher that pigeon-holed her in certain ways.  I tried to be more carefult about what I said to them, how I related differently to them because of their gender and being all the more intentional to realize their natural inclinations and skills to help them realilze and develop them.  Last fall I signed my kids up for rugby, well flag rugby.  My daughter is the only girl on the team. She fell in love with the sport and is currently planning to make it a career. I don’t know how long this passion will last, but it has made me all the more determined to not crush that dream. A few weeks ago she told me that a boy on the team wouldn’t throw her the ball beacues she was a girl. (He said this.) The coach, whom I love, intervened on my daughter’s behalf. It turns out that it didn’t stop the problem, but at 11 she is dealing with her first blatant case of sexism. It made me, as a mother, very sad. Not so much angry as I felt with my son, but sad. She shouldn’t have had to deal with that, but she is strong and determined and I know she will prevail. And it’s rugby, so I also know when it goes to tackle that little boy should be afraid…very afraid if he’s going to keep this up.

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As a parent I have come to terms with my feminist side more over the past few years, but it goes beyond that.  I have begun reading a great deal on the issues of slavery in the world and the horrors of sex trafficking. I have read about the unfair treatment of women and children: honor killings and bride burnings and all sorts of things I was seriously unaware of. (I recommend the book Half the Sky, even though I didn’t agree with the authors on several topics). We live in America where our “persecution” and “oppression” are mostly limited to name calling or reduced pay.  Yet women in many countries are denied education, health care, employment, voting rights, freedom of choice in marriage and child bearing, and even the freedom to travel alone. It is a far cry from our world, but how can we sit back and allow it to go on? As a woman, I am appalled.  As a mother of a little girl, I am fearful. As a Christian, I am called to action. How can we allow such inequality to occur for half the population of the world?  I am a feminist: a pro-life, conservative, stay-at-home feminist.

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Coming to Terms with my Awesomeness

I find that writing down my feelings often helps me to put some boundaries around my struggles making them seem not quite so insurmountable. Sometimes in defining my problems I am able to shed a little light on other areas of my life, h is what happened to me recently with my post about women’s ministry. In expressing my frustrations I came to terms with why sometimes I am bothered by compliments.  Sometimes I receive a sincere compliment, accept it with gratitude and move on.  Like everyone, I have also received my share of backhanded compliments and sarcastic remarks which I blow off or vent about and move on (most of the time). But it’s the genuine compliments housed in praise or awe that I don’t know what to do with.  I don’t like it when people say “I’m in awe of you,” or “You amaze me,” or “How do you do everything?”  I know it’s meant as a compliment, but I have a hard time accepting it.  It was only after writing my last blog that I came to understand why those statements create such an uncomfortable feeling in me.

I have spent a great deal of time feeling inferior, feeling like I am lacking in all the areas that are of real value, and even feeling envious of other who had talents that I lacked. I don’t want to be on a pedestal. I am afraid that if someone thinks that I am great, amazing, awesome or the kind of person that can do anything, than I will become a stumbling block for others.  I am afraid that someone will compare themselves to me and have a sense that they fall short of some mythical standard. I never want to be the cause of someone else’s sense of inferiority, worthlessness or shame.  So I am constantly dealing with this internal struggle. I have found myself not wanting to brag about my accomplishments or successes out of a fear of praise.  Yet at the same time I want to be able to enjoy those moments and sharing them with others is part of that joy. So sometimes I share and sometimes I hold back. I try to share my failures and goofs as a hedge around my successes to make sure that people know I am flawed….very flawed. I choose carefully who I will share with so that I am only sharing with those people who want to rejoice with me.

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Here is what I mean. Sometimes I cook an amazing dinner from scratch. It feels like making edible art. Other times I forget I’m cooking, burn dinner and set off the smoke alarm. Many times I come up with an awesome idea to teach something in school: a game, a craft or an activity. Many more times my kids are doing math problems, diagraming sentences and memorizing latin declensions that they absolutely despise. I have planned wonderful summer camps, birthday parties, and youth group events. I have had birthday cakes collapse, made kids cry, and held meetings no one showed up to. I am very good at putting together the big picture and have mapped out what history and science lessons I will be teaching the next school year by late spring. I am terrible at the little details and frequently find that I don’t have the books I need for a lesson I’m teaching the next day…or that day.  I  am pretty good at problem solving in creative ways, but I have to ask the kids how to set things up on the computer.  I am good at math but somehow seem to be terrible at any form of accounting. I could go on and on.

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So here is my newest revelation.  I’m pretty awesome. I have a great set of skills. It’s alright for me to enjoy my accomplishments.  My strengths are just that, they are mystrengths.  I sit in awe of my husbands ability to hear a piece of music in his head in full orchestration. He is amazed at my ability to listen to 4 different conversations at the same time and respond to all of them as needed. I find myself in awe and amazed by people who have strengths in areas that I don’t. It is where I have deficits that I find the most intrigue in someone else.  If my friends are anything like me, then their amazement at my life simply means that their skill set is different from mine. So that’s why this is so wonderful.  I love variety. I love that I have friends that are just so amazingly different from each other; it is the beauty of this life and one of my greatest blessings. Having such variety in life means that we can all have each others back. If I need something that I don’t have the skills for I know someone who does, and vice versa. Ahh, the power of community!

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So what am I going to do now?  I’m going to embrace my awesomeness.  I’m going to enjoy my very own superpowers. I’m going to revel in my victories and share my joys. I’m going to embrace the compliments of my friends who have a different set of skills than I do. And I’m going to be more open to getting help in areas where I lack skills. I’m going to try to swap gifts with friends. (Can you help my daughter earn her sewing badge and I’ll help yours earn her cooking badge?  Can you help me assemble this evil “some assembly required” item I ordered and I’ll help you plan activities for the Cub Scout camp you signed up for and now regret….wait that’s me too.)  I’m still going to try and be sensitive to the feelings of others to try and ensure that they don’t feel inferior or discouraged.  I’m still going to flaunt my boo-boos and my failures just as much, but look out world, I’ve discovered the joy of being awesome!

 

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A Woman of God is…

I have found myself over the year’s shunning women’s ministry. I hope no one in women’s ministry takes offense to that statement, especially those who run the women’s ministry events at my church, or the ones I have gone to. It’s not you, it’s me. I know that sounds like a bad break-up line, that really means the opposite, but it’s not. I know many wonderful women involved in women’s ministry, many that I respect, and wish to emulate, and who I enjoy sitting down to chat with or who have guided me in my walk with Christ. I have almost entirely female friends and after 13 years in youth ministry, there is nothing I enjoy more than a middle school girl coming to me to help sort out some drama in life. I love chick flicks, Jane Austen novels and chocolate. Yet, the idea of women’s events kind of makes my skin crawl a little. The thought of a weekend away with hundreds of women, or even a afternoon with 30 women, really makes me uneasy. I find myself listening to speakers who have accessorized themselves divinely to match their buisness suits or fancy clothes, wearing their perfect make-up, and having each hair in the proper place. They speak in soft tones and use the word beloved and an array of words that I never use in my vocabulary. They speak about their lives and use vague stories of their struggles and failures so that they can connect with their audience, and then share how God has moved them to this deeper place. They talk about their prayer closets or their early morning devotion time before their children wake up, stealing that “precious” time with God. After the speaker concludes all the ladies, and I mean ladies, not women or female persons but “ladies” sit down for their elegant lunch of salads and quiches with beautiful

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centerpieces that some woman in the church made from the flowers that she grew in her yard, coordinated with the ribbons that were left over after she made her children matching Easter dresses. I sit there wondering, “What is the matter with me?” Or worse, I act myself, talk a little too loud, tell a joke, and I get the “looks”. I have found myself relieved when I can not make an event, or I have forced myself to attend events and come home feeling deflated rather than inspired.
I am every bit a woman, and a solid, Bible believing Christian woman at that. I don’t wear make up or spend much time on my hair. My wardrobe is mostly hand me downs or blue light specials. I wear jeans, and if I’m not in flip flops I’m barefoot, even right through the winter in Jersey. I don’t use the word beloved and the only time I say “precious” is in reference to The Lord of the Rings. I eat burgers and ribs and never count calories, fat or carbs. My house is a mess. I can’t keep up with the dishes, the laundry has been known to sit in the washing machine for days until it’s molded, and there are boxes that have moved from house to house during the 14 years of our marriage without being unpacked. I’m not much for interior deocrating, I hate shopping, and my flower beds are more weeds than flowers. I’m not saying this to berate myself, I’m saying it to free myself. I have many good traits. In fact, I’m really a jack of all trades, master of

mudnone. I am creative, smart, and I can cook. I am loyal, honest, and funny. What I am not, is the image of the Christian woman that our society has created. There is nothing wrong with this image, just like there is nothing wrong with the women’s events that I have attended. It’s just that it doesn’t encompass the vast and beautiful variety of Godly women that our world has to offer. It’s a soft, pastel, wonderfully soothing imagine, and I am a bold, bright, and loud kind of person. I love my pastel friends, but I don’t want to be them. And more importantly, I don’t think God want’s me to be them either. God seems to love variety a whole lot. Not that God doesn’t want me to change and grow, He does, but he wants me to grow into a more perfect image of Him, not of some idealized Christian woman. I am sitting here on the computer writing this blog having texted my husband to stop for fast food on the way home for dinner. What is the more Godly thing: to stop what I am doing and cook a nice, healthy, less expensive dinner for my husband and children, or to stay where I am and meet with God in this way? I choose the later. Now, I don’t think that God would have me do that often, and I am certainly not saying that God told me to order fast food, I’m just saying that sometimes I need to be Mary and not Martha and that means take-out and paper plates. God has called me to hospitality, and that means having a welcoming home, not necessarily a clean one.

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Not that I don’t want it to be clean or that I think messy is better, but you would not believe the number of people who say that they love coming to our house because, “It’s lived in.” I get frustrated, and angry, loose my temper and my keys. I am sometimes petty and bitter, and far from the image of Chirst. This is not good, but it is real. I am trying to grow in those areas, but I am not there. A common joke among my friends is that if you’ve done something you think is really awful like dropped your baby just call me up, because I have undoubtedly done something worse and I will make you feel better. Is it true? I don’t think so. I just think as women, especially women imersed in a Christian community, we feel so ashamed of our failings that we feel this need to put on an image of perfection that is not real, to emulate this image of the Christian woman that just might not be who God made us to be. And in the process of hiding our flaws, sins, and imperfections we have actually held hostage the hearts of Christian women all over who see this airbrushed reality and feel inferior, because they cannot meet this impossible standard. There is nothing wrong with the Christian woman with the spotless house, the manucured nails, and the soft spoken ways, but there is nothing wrong with freeing yourself from that image if it isn’t who God made you to be. Deborah went to war, Abigail and Esther both confronted Kings, Ruth worked in the fields, and Mary sat at the feet of Jesus amongst all the men just listening to Jesus. So what is a woman of God? She can be many things; she does not need to fit in the mold society has cast. She can be single or married, divorced or widowed. She can have children; many, few or none at all. She can stay at home or have a career. She can be a beauty queen, a solider, or both. She can sew and bake or she can make reservations and go shopping. She can be neat or messy, loud or quiet, funny or serious, or something else completely. What makes a woman of God is her heart for becoming more like God and living a life devoted to serving God and others.

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