I am the proud owner of a brand new passport. It has the picture of some fat woman inside it, but other then that it’s perfect. Now all it needs is to be used. I think I shall have to take lots of exciting trips. The kids are suggesting a trip to Greenland to see Viking ruins, I am thinking of some place closer to the equator. Perhaps in Afirca. Someplace where I can use my Swahili skills. Oh the possibilities. Now I just need to get Jay one so we can travel to the Galopagus Islands.